Friday, October 9, 1998
After 11 & 1/2 long years, Drew Pukes!
Drew (who hasn't barfed since he was 7 YEARS OLD!) woke up at approx. 3:15 am Friday morning to an awful rumbling in his stomach, he ran to the kitchen for a glass of water. Now, what Drew was totally unaware of is his family has some wierd water system that has a "cleaning mode" in which it goes through in the middle of the night, the water is unsafe & unusable for a few hours. So apparently Drew downed a whole fucking glass of dirty water, unsuitable for human consumption ...and a little over an hour later, when he came running back out for more water, he spewed a raunchy mixture of pepsi, Ham & Cheeese Hot Pockets, & lung butter all over the kitchen floor! Drew proceeded to wash his feet off in the bath tub & returned to his slumber.
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