Pinball Returns To Local Arcade!

After a near 2 month absence, South Park pinball made it's triumphant return to the video arcade yesterday. Drew P. Balls, whose former high score was 91 million something something, broke records on his first game back with an astonishing 125,003,850! When questioned by reporters, he had this to say: "when I go too long without pinball, I become a fierce beast"...and then something about "look out Kentucky" which made NO sense, so we won't mention it here.